Friday Morning 8:04
The Gayest Place in Texas
Welcome to the very first edition of “The Perry Belcher Letter” an obvious knock off or the never to be re-created “Gary Halbert Letter” perhaps the greatest online newsletter in the history of the internet.
So here is the drill, whenever I feel like it, at least a couple of times a week, I am going to share with you whatever is going on in this rat’s cage I call a brain. Most to the time it will be useless information, the ramblings of a mad man, or just pure bullshit, but every now and then I’ll cut loose with a nugget that could change the way you think forever.
If I had a nickle for every time I’ve made somebody a nickle by something I said or thought up I’d have a whole shitload of nickles.
Get involved, get with me people, show me your alive!
If you have a question, ask it, maybe I’ll answer if it’s not to dumb.
Want to know about my past, how I sold $100M worth of stuff online and how I almost went to prison… just open your pie hole and ask.
About the haters…
At this point in life I’m to damn old for you shit weasels (borrowing again from Gary R.I.P.) so if your just a little prick looking to get your jollies off by being an online tough guy, go buy roll of quarters and tell your mom to drive you down to the arcade.
This is gonna be the most fu you can have with your cloths on…
Seriously, I hope this is going to be as much fun as I think it’s going to be.
Stick with me kiddos, suck up some “street wise” wisdom and experience, put it to work, and pretty soon you’ll be fartin’ through silk, guaranteed.
Perry Belcher
P.S. There ain’t nothing for sale here and there never will be. You couldn’t afford it if there was.





After a full week I am home alone. Wife’s out of town, kids away, even the dog is still at Pet’s Mart (I’ll pick him up in the morning) I have to say it’s kinda nice, but I wouldn’t want to get use to it.